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Stache Demotivational Poster

TOO COOL! - Meet the man all men want to be.

WITH GREAT MUSTACHE - comes great responsibility

FREDDIE MERCURY - No matter what you do your 'stache will never be as awesome as this

Nietzsche -

TAGS: mustache
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Doug

NAPalm - September 8, 2008, 3:34 am
dude, this is my wallpaper now
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 11:21 am
his chin too, wtf
Sean - May 9, 2008, 1:04 pm
This is pretty funny, Doug. And the little Nietsche that I have read tells me that it is true.

CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.

TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none

MUSTACHE CLUB - The first rule of Mustache Club is... don't be in Mustache Club

TAGS: funny club mustache
Rating: 4.27/5

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Sean - May 29, 2010, 1:31 pm
Hilarious poster. Cool punchline. Totally worthy of the pic. But now a sobering thought: whatta the odds that there isn't at least one aunt and/or a sister (of this clan) who are breaking rule #1 of mustache club?
agdaniele - May 27, 2010, 2:41 am
LMFAO! This is gold!


TAGS: mustache epidemic children wytch
Rating: 3.96/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:34 pm
It looks like Daffy Duck was here!


TAGS: blind dates h** tub mustache redneck
Rating: 2.64/5

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Derek - December 8, 2009, 4:05 pm
You know he's filled a tub with it...

MUSTACHE RIDES - He's Giving Them

MUSTACHE CUPCAKES - For that special lady with the most sophisticated of tastes


TAGS: agdaniele mustache
Rating: 4.82/5

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GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 9:05 am
does he still hang out on the strip and charge 5 cents a ride? 5L
culos - February 1, 2011, 4:59 pm
Are you talking about his morning wank so he can increase his stamina later that day???

AWESOME MUSTACHE - I wonder if this guy has any candy for the children?

TAGS: mustache
Rating: 1.42/5

More motifakes by Lippy

LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 4:13 pm
Another oversight: nothing on this site is "awesome"...the correct Motifake Dictionary term is "Amsome"
Sauce? - February 10, 2009, 4:07 pm
He's out of regulations (he's wearing ABUs and thus he is a member of the airforce. Here is the AFI quote. "Will not extend downward beyond the lip line of the upper lip or extend sideways beyond a vertical line drawn upward from both corners of the mouth
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 8:33 pm
Free candy? No. Free mustache rides? HELL YES!
Sean/douche/fag/cunt muscle - June 29, 2008, 12:28 pm
Three cheers for Rudy. He saved Motifake.
Rud - June 29, 2008, 3:50 am
yeah...but for some reason he is still using it
TigerKid - June 28, 2008, 11:44 pm
Wouldn't "douching" Motifake imply that he is in fact cleansing it of unwanted or unnecessary substances?
Rudy - June 28, 2008, 11:10 pm
remember this you over sensitive **** muscle....just because your p**** hurts...doesn't mean his does or that he even has one. now are you done "DOUCHING" up motifake? because people like you are what makes this place suck with your stupid a** comments
Rudy - June 28, 2008, 11:10 pm
Sean/douche/fag, do you know this gentleman? well i do and i can say that this is in fact a picture of a good guy...who laughed his a** off when he saw it! I understand that people these days get offended by things that don't directly effect them...but
Sean/douche/fag - June 28, 2008, 12:59 pm
Yer all class, Rudy. It's not the title that sucks, it's the suggestion that this guy is a child molester ... are you ok with that? That's what the text implies. It is a good picture of a guy who doesn't deserve to be called that.
Rudy - June 28, 2008, 7:30 am
I think the poster rocks. don't let douches like this sean fag get you down lippy. he is just jealous because he probably can't even grow a mustache
Sean - June 27, 2008, 1:53 pm
****ty poster man. There's nothing "molester" about that stache. Way to douche up Motifake just a little bit/whole lot more.
DieInAFireKThx - June 27, 2008, 12:53 pm
No, though if you ask nice he's got this *killer* RPG he'll let you play with just once...

THE COVETED MUSTACHE AWARD: - because some people just like to rock the 'stache.

SALOME VORFAS - Even with a mustache, she's hotter than most women around

TAGS: vorfas women mustache
Rating: 3.59/5

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Sean - September 4, 2009, 12:13 am
DIRTY SANCHEZ That's NOT how it's done ya pretentious bastard ... but uhmmm, do you still have her number?
spacedog - September 4, 2009, 12:10 am
Lol. This one is gonna put CANADA back into the corner.

SO MUCH WIN IN A MUSTACHE - I'm sorry, but even his mustache is better than you.

TAGS: mustache uzi epic awesome dude
Rating: 1.53/5
agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 11:02 pm
How's it going, pzy?
pzykosiz - August 25, 2010, 10:56 pm
now that you mention it, not really
agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 10:54 pm
You expect someone to own up to this?
pzykosiz - August 25, 2010, 10:47 pm
more garbage. sorry - no name, no lions
agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 9:49 pm


TAGS: moustache members
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 7:54 pm
Canadian winters....a moustache on a woman is a godsend! Helps keep our upper lip warm and prevents chapping teehee.
mariand - December 2, 2012, 6:07 pm
jee Missy... this is the first time in my life when I have moustache... as for you, thank God that's fake, because a woman with moustache is awful...lol
GaryO - December 1, 2012, 3:49 pm
Dang…I voted for the Mooooooooooooooooooostache...thought sure winner
MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 9:48 am
Well thank you caveman and your homeland for Movember...anyone else notice the only real competition I had was Mrs. Caveman?
caveman - December 1, 2012, 4:32 am
You can thank Australians for Movember, I've bee n known to don the handlebar moustache for a good cause
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 10:09 pm
Sorry Greeny...just you. Some wisenheimer decided to take men, moustache and November, mush them all together, let guys grow moustaches and tada...Movember. Go figure...hehehe.
Sho - November 30, 2012, 8:49 pm
Greeny - November 30, 2012, 7:09 pm
Is it just ne, or is movember nessed up? My glasses are bad enough...

IM SORRY WHAT DID YOU SAY? - I must-ashe you to repeat that

TAGS: mustache
Rating: 4.83/5

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R.S. JAKE - Voted most mustachioed senior at Motifake High.

TAGS: r s jake mustache
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 12:10 pm
Tokin, you win. 5L


TAGS: baby moustache jeffersons
Rating: 4.12/5

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Airman - September 14, 2010, 4:30 pm
deepsquatter - September 14, 2010, 2:50 pm
one of the few time I really did laugh out loud. Registered today for the first time just to give this a vote of 5
Reality Lord - September 13, 2010, 6:00 am


inquiry -

JAKE SOON LEARNED - retro jerseys are no help with a team that sucks

CREEPSTACHE - It's catching on.

TAGS: mustache creep amazing
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by b

Claire - October 9, 2009, 6:47 pm
Dear God, they're clones!
fapman - October 7, 2009, 6:44 pm
that chick on the far left looks very ***pable